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The Book of Hu

03.21.2026 by bloggard // Leave a Comment

Mount Shasta, CA, March 21, 2026 — A new project beckons. It’s called “The Book of Hu.”

I’ll explain the name later, but here’s what it is … The Book of Hu is a guidebook to a better life. It contains clear, useful, and easy-to-apply methods to Live Longer, Prosper, and Find Peace.

Although that may sound presumptuous, I was startled recently when I realized that–somehow–in this lifetime I have stumbled across, or developed, or in some cases just plain stole a rather large set of simple-to-use methods to accomplish many, many things that people generally think to be difficult, or even impossible.

How to Live Longer, Prosper, and Find Peace

As it happened, these many short methods of how-to do things just naturally fell into three categories …

  1. How to Live Longer: Although I took *lousy* care of my body in early years, I was always interested in things like diet and exercise, as most guys are. Read a lot of books about weight-control, about this or that marvelous supplement, or about weight-lifting machines. And in my 40’s one day I ran across a mention of a book called “Life Extension,” and I thought to myself: “Now why WOULDN’T a person read that book?” Got the book, started studying, got real serious. I’d already been taking my vitamins since, at age 26, a minor starlet in Hollywood had told me about vitamins, back when NOBODY took vitamins, back when there were only two stores in Los Angeles that sold vitamins. But I started taking them, and taking my vitamins had been the one smart thing I’d done that paid dividends for my whole life. Aside from vitamins, no method of diet or exercise seemed to stick, until I was 70, way too fat, and felt crappy. And then I stumbled into a sequence of simple things that removed the weight, restored the health, and felt a LOT better. And it was rather easy!
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  2. How to Prosper: This is a collection of many different systems for doing things in the world. Some I learned from others, some from books. Others I developed. These don’t cover everything, but there are a surprising number of them altogether. For example, if you need to write things, I have simple systems for how to cure writer’s block in two weeks, how to write an entire book in a week, how to modify language to persuade hypnotically (beneath conscious awareness of the reader), and more. For example, if you need to manage people, I have simple systems to select people who will work out in the job when you’re hiring, how to either repair or eliminate any problem person, and how to quickly get rid of stage fright if you must speak before groups. For example, how to find a sweetheart if you don’t know how. For example, how advertising works, how to debug systems that are broken including electronics, paper trails, the sales process, phone wiring, and business systems. These don’t cover everything, but they cover a lot, and they’re all … simple.
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  3. How to Find Peace: This was a side-effect of my college studies (and earlier) in psychology, plus later learning in hypnosis, and a number of “rapid-results” therapies that led me to become skillful at handling either my own unruly emotions or helping others clear problems out of the way and find clarity about pretty much anything. Examples include how to clear troublesome automatic emotions from your life, how to find and clear limiting beliefs, how to actually understand dreams (and use those to find limiting beliefs, negative emotions, and discover new truths), and how to hugely increase your communication with your own unconscious mind, which has FAR more awareness of things outside your vision than you do. And you’ll even find a surprisingly simple explanation of how we create our own unconscious minds, how there are actually three functioning brains in your head, and why you can have fear trembling you even when everything *seems* to be OK.

Lao Tzu and the Tao te Ching

The story goes that Lao Tzu, in later years, grew weary of society’s corruption, and decided to leave the city forever. He had a water buffalo, so he packed a few things, climbed on top, and left the city. He was heading west toward the mountains, intending to disappear into solitude.

In those times, at the western border stood the Hangyu Pass, guarded by a gatekeeper named Yin Hsi, and recognizing Lao Tzu as a sage, Yin Hsi refused to open the gate, saying, “I won’t let you pass until you write down what you have learned, to share with the world.”

Lao Tzu wrote it down, in a concise book. This was the Tao te Ching.

In the book, Lao Tzu explains the essence of the Tao–which roughly corresponds to the aether of ancient Greek philosophers, to the infinite web of even older Vedic documents, to the omnipresence of God in many religions, to the discussions between David Boehm and Albert Einstein about an all-pervasive substance not exactly of this world that connects, creates, and contains both ourselves and the physical universe(s), and to the latest revelations coming from quantum physics today.

And in that book, Lao Tzu goes beyond the essence of the Tao, explaining natural harmony, humility, and “Wu-Wei,” which means “effortless action.”

Chris Neklason, the Airtight Answering Service, and Cronografix

And then, many centuries later in San Francisco, I came to operate Network Answering Service in a building on Geary Boulevard at Parker Street (not far from Arguello). And working there was a wonderful and sometimes quite magical crew of people who were somehow drawn there, who became an active and energetic community, and who enriched so much of our lives.

Among them was a fellow named Chris Neklason, who became interested in my very-early “micro-computer” and then went on to learn programming, then more and more and more, and today operates an absolutely fabulous ISP (Independent Service Provider) called “Cruzio,” providing internet services for people all around Santa Cruz and beyond.

Chris had many talents. Among them, he could draw pretty well. And one day, as a lark, he created a page–and then another, and then another–of what became a little comic book.  It was called “Cronografix: the Airtight Answering Service,” a pun on my name and featuring the people in our crew at the time, in a lively space-faring adventure. He posted this, page by page, on the wall in the bathroom, so we all watched it grow. It had seemingly halted by the time that Chris–who later married Peggy Dolgenos, another amazing crewmember–was leaving for a higher-tech job, down in Silicon Valley, which led him on to astounding events.

But that night, after the party we’d set up for him, when he was quite drunk and about to leave, I stood at the bottom of the stair, and I told him, “I won’t let you leave until you complete Chronografix.”

He groaned. But he sat down on the stairs, and drew a final page, very very carefully. And this single page, with a single image and a single line of text, summarized and completed the entire story he’d created. Chronografix was complete.

And  now, it’s my Turn …

And somehow, this is how I saw–in a recent epiphany–that I could take the hundreds of lovely things I’ve found along the path, and create a way to share them, and then combine them into a printed book.

Because, in this way, although our world will change, when I leave, perhaps some of these lovely, useful things can persist in the world, in a book, for … who knows? A hundred years? Two? Five?

Why not?

🙂

… click the card …

 

 

Categories // All, bidness, consciousness, exercise and nutrition, goals, happiness, health, ideas, longevity, making changes, network answering service, News, Projects, romance, San Francisco, unconscious mind, Wisdom Log Tags // happiness, health, mind, self-help

How to Speak to Strangers

12.28.2019 by bloggard // Leave a Comment

Mount Shasta, California, December 28, 2019 — When I was a child and a teenager, I was very insecure. And needing reassurance all the time, in the tough-guy culture of Northern Texas, I became a loud show-off smart-alec, even though I was actually an introvert.

As a result, even when I gained confidence over the years, I had to *learn* how to talk to strangers, and how to approach women. I did learn. However I wish I’d seen this article, which is both simple and [Read more…]

Categories // adventure, All, comfort zone, fun, happiness, how to tune a human, love, making changes, romance

How to Find “The One”

03.13.2018 by bloggard // Leave a Comment

The guy is looking for “The One.” Oops.

Medford Oregon, March 13, 2018 –– A Facebook friend of mine named Alvin Curren raised a question today. His post said —

“A friend asked me what I was looking for and this was my answer: I’m looking for the total package. Someone that will be a friend, partner, lover, companion for life, travel buddy, inspiration, and that we can work together to change the world.

“What is the statistical probability of actually achieving all those criteria? In the natural world, it would be considered a mathematical operational impossibility. So I don’t hold my breath. And I don’t worry. There is one thing worse than being single and lonely, that is being married and lonely.”

And in fact I know a workable approach to finding a best solution to this kind of problem, this kind of desire. And today I’m going to [Read more…]

Categories // adventure, All, happiness, how to tune a human, love, non-conscious mind, pick up women, romance, subconscious mind, unconscious mind, Wisdom Log

The Poet

08.11.2017 by bloggard // Leave a Comment

Henrietta, Texas, Spring 1956 — It was the sixth grade for me, and our English teacher Mrs. Lyles gave us a huge blue textbook, which was filled with short stories, and poems, mostly Lord Boron and Percy Bitch Shelley and some other people, who seemed just a bit hysterical, but it fit my proclivities just fine.

And [Read more…]

Categories // adventure, All, childhood, Looking Back, quotes, romance

How to Get a Girlfriend (or a Boyfriend)

03.13.2011 by bloggard // Leave a Comment

Romance Fer Sure!

Midwestern University, Wichita Falls, Texas, 1970: As a teen and a young adult, for years and years (and years and years) I was very clumsy when it came to women, and having returned to college at age 26 I decided that this really ought to be something that I could learn.

So I thought about it, and thought about it, and had a brainstorm!, and developed a method, and it worked for me. (I realize this is starting to sound like an infomercial, but it isn’t! I promise I’ll tell you how to get a girlfriend if you could use some help.)

I told some friends about my marvy new method, and several tried it, and it worked for them, too. Seems to work for guys wanting girlfriends; seems to work for women wanting boyfriends; probably works for other combinations too.

So after refining it over several years, I wrote it all down. I once thought I might publish it, but later I decided just to sell it very cheaply on EBay, in hopes that some other guys won’t have to go through being awkward as I was.

This surprisingly-effective method is written up like a report — very easy to read — and along with two more handy ebooks as bonus material, you

True Romance!

can get this method online with direct immediate download. For lots more information about what’s in it, and how it works, and details about our TWO money-back guarantees, see our infopage at —

Get A Girlfriend … Guaranteed!

(On our infopage you can also get a free subscription to the Outrageous Dating Tips Newsletter along with a sample chapter from the Sweetheart Method.)

Want to save a little money? You can also get this special method on a cd mailed out to you through the auctions at our EBay Megatar Store

(The EBay Megatar Store is where my company sells Mobius Megatar instruments which are ready-to-play and ready-to-ship, along with accessories and music books. Everything sold there, including the Sweetheart Report, comes with a money-back guarantee. In fact, the Sweetheart Report comes with two money-back guarantees. That’s how certain I am that it will work perfectly for you.)

There is no catch. It’s exactly what I claim: A powerful but simple method that will show anyone how to get a girlfriend, spelled out in complete detail, and easy to get online, day or night.

From the time I developed this method at 26, I’ve had no difficulty meeting women. (Getting along with them, now that’s something else!) Now I’m over 60, and I’ve been with the same woman for the last 15 years, so the method actually worked big time for me.

I suppose that it’s possible that it might not work for you, but I’ve received rather enthusiastic feedback so far. You could try it. With our two money-back guarantees, you have to be happy, or you’re out nothing. So you’ve got nothing to lose but lonely.

Sweet Stuff!

If you’re experiencing anything less than fun in your woman-searching, let me do you a favor. Check it out and try it. Most likely it will do the job. If you can’t try the method now, for some sort of good reason which your mind will make up, bookmark the site and try it later.

I can’t really guarantee it will work for you, because some people can botch up bubble-gum. But it’s worked for everyone else.

Send me no flames, now. If I hear any flames — especially from anybody who hasn’t got it and tried it — I shall laugh like this: Ha Ha!

Categories // All, happiness, how to tune a human, Looking Back, pick up women, romance

How to Pick Up Girls (Part 2)

03.13.2011 by bloggard // Leave a Comment

San Francisco State, 1972: I’d read a book about how to pick up girls. Actually, it was about how to get laid, and was entitled “Scoremanship”. I cannot recommend the book for its attitude, but it had this one magnificent technique for meeting women.

Step One: You go to someplace where there are lots of women, such as a beach, or in this instance in the halls of San Francisco State on a busy busy day such as registration.

Step Two: You walk up this beach or hallway, and whenever you see a woman whose looks you find pleasing, you say something. It can be anything, no matter how stupid. The important point is that you’ve spoken to her.

Step Three: No matter what her response, you keep walking past. Don’t stop and talk. This is a key point.

Step Four: When you get to the far end of the beach or the hallway, now you turn around and you come back.

Step Five: Now you’ll again encounter the woman. This time, on your way back, you again say something to her. But the difference is that this time you strike up a conversation, and in due time you ask her for a coffee date or whatever the next step is. If she won’t talk with you, head on back to the next one. But the surprising is that she will nearly always talk with you … on your return trip.

Here’s How it Works

Why would this work? Why will she almost always talk with you when you return?

It’s because when you return she thinks she knows you! You’ve moved yourself into the class of guy who she’s talking with for the second time. You see, women can be protective and cautious the first time they meet somebody, but they don’t usually have a habit of being so cautious the second time they’re chatting with somebody, and you’ve just moved yourself into that category.

Getting Beyond Shyness

The second wonderful thing about this technique is that it helps you get beyond shyness. If you’ve ever felt tongue-tied in the past, this method is great. You see, there’s so little to lose, since you’re walking away. And if you say something so dumb that the sky should fall … who cares? And if you’ve spoken to a half-dozen women, you can blow it with five and still meet somebody, and that ain’t bad!

Using this particular method in the hallway at San Francisco State, on that particular morning, I met Barbara A., the writer, but that’s another story.

Categories // All, happiness, Looking Back, pick up women, romance, self-help

Dream

03.13.2011 by bloggard // Leave a Comment

Henrietta Texas, 1959: When I was fifteen, my room was a garret built atop our house on Omega Street, and from my windows looking east, I saw her walking up the sidewalk.

Slowly, a stranger, a young girl perhaps fourteen, with dark hair and almond eyes, perhaps two blocks away. Well, I admit it. I had binoculars.

She looked about her as she walked, maybe seemed a little timid. A block before our house, she crossed Omega Street, and vanished from sight up the sidewalk behind the old Baptist Church. I knew every kid in town. I’d never seen her before.

But I was to see her again.

When school started, within a few days I’d learned her name — Linda — and she was absolutely beautiful.

But she was younger than me, a class younger, so I rarely saw her, and in my clumsiness never professed myself. Then, too, I fell in love with three or four other girls soon after.

But on a band trip to the Wichita Falls Swimming Pool, somebody brought a portable radio, and toward the end some of us danced in the gazebo. After a few words, Linda said yes.

Holding her in my arms, with her breasts soft against me, and the scent of her body so near … it was very, very difficult. Sweet and painful all at once.

The song on the radio was “Dream,” by Don and Phil Everly. Even now, hearing in memory the Everly Brother’s voices blending in harmony, I can feel again that longing and lust and sweetness and pain.

I never became involved with Linda. I had joined the school band, playing drums, having been completely inept at football and track. I was busy. I had things to do. There were girls in my own class. I couldn’t really flirt in the hall. She was just too young, just a kid.

And yet, so odd how a memory can persist. I recall the scent of her skin, the touch of her hair swaying gently against my throat, the soft and halting way she followed as we slow-danced together, turning round and round through the white-painted gazebo in the warm summer air, and the Everly Brothers harmony as they sang.

“I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine,
anytime, night or day …

Only trouble is, gee whiz,
I’m dreaming my life away …”

Dreams. They’re the stuff life is made of.

They’re the truth, the dreams.

 

Categories // All, Looking Back, romance, Wisdom Log

How to Pick Up Girls (Part 1)

03.12.2011 by bloggard // 1 Comment

Wichita Falls, Texas. Spring 1971 — A bright idea pays off.

Havingness, noun, Your willingness, often automatic, to experience something in your life; how much you are ‘having’ of something, such as: love-life, money, nice apartment, etc.

Havingness What You Want!

From puberty to age 26, I had been incompetent in learning about women, and then one day it dawned upon me that this was something I could systematically learn. I’d learned other things; why not learn this?

So I did. I studied carefully, and then discovered that the Havingness Concept provides a key that makes it easy …

When is something Easy?

The easiest time to get a job is when you got a job. The easiest time to get a girlfriend is, ulp, when you got a girlfriend. The easiest time to find an apartment is when you got an apartment. It takes money to make money.

These are metaphysical statements. I can’t prove them. But go find any human, and have him experiment, and he will report it seems to work that way.

Why does it work that way?
Internal, Automatic -- Your Havingness Level.

You have an inner gauge we’ll call ‘havingness’, how much of something you can experience. Maybe you can experience money easily, but girlfriends not so well. It’s running on automatic, so just your wanting it to be different doesn’t make it so. In fact, the more desparately you desire the thing, the more sharply you are focussing your lack, and this self-fullfilling target perpetuates itself, in accordance with your inner vision.

For example, let’s say you’re male and there’s an acute lack of girlfriend. It seems like you don’t meet anyone; and the ones you do meet, well, there’s something wrong with them.

If you keep on doing what you been doing, you’ll keep on having what you been having. So if you make no change, you’ll suffer lack of girlfriend for far longer than need be. This is an easy thing to change, when you’re willing to change your focus.

Hard to find a girlfriend? OK, it’s an illusion, but when you are inside that illusion, it sure looks like that. Therefore, let’s just set it aside and look at something else.

How can you change a shortage?

Instead of trying to change the girlfriend shortage (which appears very difficult), let’s just look at changing your internal level of ‘Havingness’. (Which will appear surprisingly easy.)

Here’s what you do: First, stop saying no. Start going out with anybody at all. Go out with people you’re not interested in. Any female at all, go out for any reason whatsoever. And go out five times a week! Don’t be “reasonable” and scale it down. Five times a week.

Remember, just now, you’re not trying to find a girlfriend. These folks aren’t girlfriend material for you at this time. (Don’t sleep with them. That will just snarl you up.) Just go out five times a week, and enjoy it as best you can. Without expectation and target-seeking, you’ll generally find yourself having fun, you wild guy you.

Remember, again, that you are engaging in this activity — five times a week — in order to increase your internal, automatic ‘havingness’ level. It’s a fair amount of work, so don’t do big productions. Go out for coffee. Go to the library with someone. Go to the laundromat. Keep it simple. Do this for a few weeks and watch what happens.

What results will you get?

It’s quite surprising. Suddenly, mysteriously, attractive and interesting women will begin to fall out of the sky. You can’t go to the parking lot without bumping into several. At least, it will seem that way. And, they’ll start giggling and smiling at you.

Now, start asking them out. You’ll discover that much of your normal clumsiness will have vanished! You’ll now find it surprisingly easy. You have changed something internally; the world looks different. Without trying, you have stepped outside of the former illusion.

But don’t make the blunder of stopping your program. For now, continue going out five times a week. You’re not done yet. This simple and pleasant exercise is what’s building your internal, automatic havingness level. Keep that going for a while, because even more attractive women will show up the next week! Further, the longer you run this program, the more “permanent” it becomes.

You see, without even worrying about the cause of your internal programming, you have changed it. The old program, the old restricted-havingness level, cannot stand against the evidence of your eyes, your ears, and your other senses. When you actually see yourself going out frequently, your internal program will change immediately and automatically. No psychotherapy required. Call it magic. Call it human nature. But call it; and it will come.

When you try it, you will see.

Havingness — how to Have what you want — a concept that opens any area of your life where you’d like to have more. You’re now seeing more of what you’d like to see. Why? Because, knowing how to look, you begin to see. Learning to see, there’s a lot to like! This is a workable map.

Do you want things different? Follow this map.

You will see.

Categories // All, happiness, how to tune a human, pick up women, romance

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