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The Cyberworld is Taking Over my Life!

03.12.2011 by bloggard // Leave a Comment

Yow!

Help, help! Since engaging in this project to offer webservices on a dedicated server, I find that, every day, hours and hours get eaten up by the project, because …

Every morning, it seems, there is some new security issue. Some program has been found faulty, and needs to be upgraded. Some new bit of tweaking must be done to a firewall. Several forums have to be scanned for new problems on the network. On and on and on.

Nextly, my research into blogs has made me realize that the word ‘blog’ is not short for ‘weblog’ as some people claim. No, it is just a variation of ‘The Blob’, which you will recall is a movie from a couple of years ago about this huge and amorphous *thing* that appeared from nowhere and swallowed up everything in its path.

There is no stopping the blob! There is no stopping the blog!

Do you realize that all of the future of mankind is being poured into an expanding university of online journals? Imagine it as a single book, and with every page you turn, dozens of new pages spring up, each leading from the page you are just approaching.

As you reach for each new page, its progeny are expanding infinitely away from your grasp, receding into the future, away from you. Don’t bother pursuing, not with any hope of arrival. It’s as useless as the chapter in ‘Alice’ where she discovers that the faster she runs, the more she falls behind.

Twas brillig …

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Phil Groves and the Raskin-Flakkers Ice Cream Store

03.12.2011 by bloggard // 27 Comments

Best Ice-Cream in San Francisco!

San Francisco, 1975: Castro Street leaves Market Street and climbs a big hill. Past the top, descending, you come to 24th street. There you’ll find Bud Edlin’s ice cream store. The sign says “Bud’s Ice Cream.”

Fabulously popular. Bud’s secret?

Most ice creams have a butterfat content around 16%. Bud’s ice cream has a butterfat content around 22%.

I learned this from Phil Groves, the first client of Simple Simon Bookkeeping Service, my first business. Phil sold Bud’s ice cream from a shop in the Haight Ashbury area. The name of Phil’s store was “Raskin-Flakker’s Ice Cream”. He thought that was funny.

Of course, the real story is that Bud Edlin refused to permit anybody to sell his ice cream. Approached many times, he always turned it down.

So when Phil Groves decided that he wanted to open a store selling Bud’s ice cream, he didn’t know how to go about it.

Now picture Bud’s store on the corner. The big windows, and the front door, are on Castro, and like most San Francisco shops, the shop was long and narrow. The back room, where the ice cream was made, therefore had a door opening onto 24th street, and in the summertime this door was usually open.

There in that doorway stood Phil Groves.

Age? Perhaps 28-30. Bud Edlin was working there in the back room, making ice cream in big stainless steel machines, and wheeling the packages around. If you’ve never seen one, a commercial container of ice cream is a cylinder about two feet tall and a foot across. That is to say, it’s large and heavy.

Phil was afraid to say anything to Bud Edlin, so he just stood there, paralysed. He couldn’t speak; and he couldn’t leave.

Bud looked up from time to time, but said nothing. It was a hot day and Bud was working hard. This went on for some time. Finally Bud said, “Hand me that container.”

Phil fetched the container. Bud gave him more instructions. Phil did it. The remainder of the afternoon passed in this manner.

Toward the end of the day, Bud said, “What do you want?”

“I want to sell your ice cream,” Phil replied.

Bud nodded. “OK.”

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How I Discovered the 3-Minute Gym

02.22.2011 by bloggard // Leave a Comment

Weed, California, May 2007: The other day I learned that the discovery of Bubble Gum was by accident.

A fellow, who worked at the gum factory, was trying some different formulas and discovered quite by accident that his formula (a) allowed bubbles to be blown, and (b) when they burst, they were dry on your face and didn’t leave a mess.

The first version was clear colored. Boring. So he decided to add some food coloring to it, and the only color he had on hand was pink. Voila! Double Bubble brand bubble gum was born. And to this day, bubble gum is traditionally pink.

ACCIDENT BECOMES SOMETHING NEW

There is a saying that “It Steam-Engines at Steam-Engine Time.” Meaning that a thing appears when its time has come. That when conditions are right, the new idea emerges. And we see examples of this throughout history. Marconi and Tesla were both busy inventing the radio at the same time on opposite sides of the globe.

Maybe the time was right, but I stumbled onto the Three Minute Gym quite by accident.

HOW THE TIME BECAME RIGHT

I have always wanted to exercise, because I wanted to be healthy, and to feel good, and to be good-looking. Now, admittedly, probably exercise won’t make me good-looking, but I darn sure can be healthy, and I’d noticed that I felt better when I exercised.

So I’d noticed the Law of Feel Good. That is, I’d noticed that, when I exercised, I had more energy the rest of the time, and my body felt better and my mood was better, too.

And I’d noticed the Law of Pain. Which is that some of the very best exercise for making me have more energy was kind of hard exercise. It wasn’t really painful, but it wasn’t easy. And it wasn’t always so comfortable.

I’d also noticed the Law of Laziness. That is, I’d noticed that, during large parts of my life, I didn’t exercise. Push come to shove, it was just too easy to be lazy and blow it off. And this quickly becomes a habit.

I’d noticed the Law of Short and Simple. That is, I’d seen that it would clearly be better to find something simple that could be done regularly and always, and that this would produce better health and reward than something more magnificent that probably wouldn’t get done consistently.

Lastly, I’d also noticed the Law of Inertia. That is, the fact — we’ve all observed this — that when you’re exercising, then it’s fairly easy to exercise tomorrow. And when you’re not exercising, then it’s fairly difficult to get yourself to exercise tomorrow.

And all of this led me to think that (a) I wanted to exercise, but (b) I wanted it to be kind of simple. I’ll admit it; I’m kind of lazy. But it was clear that, to be effective, (c) the exercise needed to be frequent, and also it needed to be something that could be kept up regularly, meaning that (d) it had to fit into even the busy days.

So it couldn’t be real long. And it would be best if it didn’t require going someplace like a gym or a track field.

NARROWING THE FIELD

I’d read somewhere that there are three kinds of exercise that are real good for a human: Weight or resistance training, and aerobic or endurance training, and flexibility training like yoga.

Although I like weights, I’d found that going to a gym makes it time-consuming, and therefore likely to get ruled out of my busy days when I’m caught up in some project. So if there were to be weights, they needed to be my own weights, at my house or office.

I don’t much like running, plus I’d got fat, and I also knew from a long-ago surgery that my knees were quite worn, God knows why. Swimming would address that issue, and I very much like swimming, but again that requires me to go someplace special, and it’s likely to get ruled out on a busy day.

And while I suppose yoga is good for us, it doesn’t give me the same “feel good” as the more energetic exercise does, and though it would probably be good for me to relax and do it, I was pretty sure I wouldn’t. It would just be too easy to put it off on a busy day.

So I began to search for fairly short exercise routines that could be done at home or the office, involving a very few pieces of weight-lifting equipment which I could use as “circuit training,” and get some aerobic benefit. I found a book by a fellow named Pavel which had a minimal two-exercise routine using very simple weights, so I tried that.

Not bad. It felt good, and the time involved was short.

It satisfied the Short and Simple Law. It passed the Law of Feel Good. It passed the Law of Pain. It seemed to be passing the Law of Laziness.

BUT IT FAILED

It failed the Law of Inertia.

It’s a kind of weight training. And it’s a statistic that with weight training your benefit is far better doing it twice a week, and the benefit is a little better still if you do it three times a week, but though you’ll get a little bit more benefit doing it more than three times a week, the accident ratio also goes way up. That is, you’re more likely to hurt yourself when you go beyond three times a week. So three times a week is the sweet spot for weight training.

And that didn’t pass the Law of Inertia.

It was just too easy, on those two days off, to let it slip and become three days off, and then four days off, and … oops.

BODY-WEIGHT EXERCISES

My friend Joel Koosed, who started the first Roommate Referral service in San Francisco, and who built the Avenue Ballroom where so many of us learned to dance, used to use the Royal Canadian Air Force Calisthenics. Some folks think these helped start the “fitness” movement back in the 1960’s. I don’t know.

Joel showed me those exercises, long ago, and that was my idea of body-weight exercises. Meaning kind of boring, low resistance and high repetitions. But then I ran across some references to body-weight exercises that were much more challenging.

In fact, I couldn’t do them.

At all.

EVERY DAMN DAY

However, I tried. I had to sissify some of the exercises so I could do them at all. And in fact my shoulders were a little too weak for the exercises, so I found some other exercises to make my shoulders stronger so I could do the first exercises.

I liked these new bodyweight exercises. They were short, taking only about 15 minutes for the whole set. And they were intense, so I could only do a few reps at first. And they had me gasping for breath at first, though as I adapted to them, my breathing fell nicely down into the aerobic range.

And … they were good for the Law of Inertia, because I could do them every single day. Remember, the Law of Inertia states that if you’ve been exercising, then it will be fairly easy to exercise tomorrow. And that means if you’ve been exercising the last several days, then it will be fairly easy to exercise today!

A HAPPY ACCIDENT

For completely unrelated reasons, I’d started studying Mark Joyner’s Simpleology method. I know him from a book he wrote, and the book was brilliant, and so I trusted him enough to give his Simpleology method a try. Simpleology is a silly name, but it’s brilliant, too. It’s a way of organizing your day so that you remain focussed on your true goals, and this practice tends to help you attain those goals more quickly and easily.

And one thing that’s in the course is that you set a timer that goes off every hour and it reminds you to stop and take a 5-minute break and stretch and drink some water.

And, lazy me, I thought: Why not break up my little exercise routine into tiny chunks that would fit into these mini-breaks?

I was just being lazy. If I had to take a break, and I had to do some exercise, then why not whack the two birds with one rock?

So I did. I took the first section of my routine and stuck it into the first mini-break. And then I stuck the second section of my routine into the second mini-break. And so on.

And wow!

SOMETHING WONDERFUL HAPPENED

I discovered that my working energy just soared. Something about the short periods of intense exercise really boosts the metabolism. It boosts metabolism and mood more than doing the same exercises in one session. And it’s less tiring, so I could do the exercises intensely, and I discovered that doing three minutes of intense exercise feels just great!

It’s not particularly tiring. I know that Dr. Kenneth Cooper of Dallas said that you have to go for 20 minutes to get the aerobic effect. But he also said, and it’s true, that you can *feel* how that aerobic effect is spozed to feel after some experience. And I feel energized that same way with these short bursts of exercise.

And it even saved time. I discovered that, for example, broken up into three sections, it didn’t even require the fifteen minutes as when I did all the exercise in one session.

YOU CAN HAVE MORE. YOU CAN HAVE LESS.

If you wanted a more intense day, then you could do more of these short 3-minute exercise periods. Or, if you’re having a horrendously over-scheduled day, maybe you do fewer of these exercise periods.

What works for me most days is three exercise breaks and one shower break in my early morning, and on days when I must leave the house earlier than usual, I still get my first two exercise breaks (plus the shower), and it’s conditioning me better than anything I’ve ever done in the past.

A HAPPY ACCIDENT

It was only a coincidence that I was trying intense bodyweight exercises, and that I tried interleaving 2-3 super-short exercise periods into tiny breaks. But as soon as I began doing them, I knew I was onto something really good.

Three Minute Gym method satisfies:

The Law of Feel Good. While requiring very little time, requiring little or no special equipment, and requiring no unusual conditioning to start, it gives you a powerful conditioning effect right from the beginning.

The Law of Pain. It doesn’t hurt. It’s challenging, but not unusually difficult. And because it is so amazingly short, it’s very, very easy to do.

The Law of Laziness. I think that it doesn’t get any better than this. Used to be, I thought of taking a day off the exercise as a treat. Now I think the reverse. A day without the high energy and up mood from my lovely, short exercise is just not as nice a day!

The Law of Short and Simple. It’s short. It’s simple. This means you can always fit it in. You can do it every day. You can get the benefit of repeated and regular exercise. Plus it offers much of the benefit of resistance training, aerobic training, and some flexibility training as well.

The Law of Inertia. You can do it every single day. This is the best of all possible solutions to the Law of Inertia. This way, the Law of Inertia is working for you.

“You must treat life as if nothing is a miracle, or as if everything is.” — Albert Einstein

I’ve heard people who say that there are no accidents in life. But I think there are accidents.

In this case, a happy one.

Categories // action, health

Fueling Your Body

02.21.2011 by bloggard // Leave a Comment

Weed, California, April 25, 2007: You got to provide your body with fuel. [Read more…]

Categories // All, health, how to tune a human

The Year 2011 … Coming Up!

01.08.2011 by bloggard // Leave a Comment

January 8, 2011, Weed, California: Time to take stock.

My counseling business grows, slowly. I’ve completed certification as a hypnotherapist, and I’m a certified Tantra Yoga educator now. Still working toward certification in EFT and Focusing.

EFT (Emotional Freedom Technique) comprises a large part of my practice these days, because it works so well, but I’m also learning the basics of NLP (Neuro-Linguistic Programming) and find it easy to use and effective, once I understand it.

I’ve been giving monthly classes in Mount Shasta for four months now, on the subjects of dating and mind stuff. It’s also growing slowly in attendance. This Thursday we had a new record high, with 15 people attending. Cool Beans!

The Megatar touchstyle guitar business dimished for a while when the squabbling heads on television were screaming that the sky was falling, but now has been recovering just fine.

It looked somewhat grim at the time, but I felt in my heart that it was somehow a good thing, and so it was, for during that time I had time to establish my counseling business, and we created an entirely new construction method for two-hand tapping guitars made of metal and composite. A great sound and wonderful price point. Onward and upward with creating more music on this planet!

During the next three months I intend to become proficient at setting up (and doing) radio guest interviews for myself and a few friends who have digital download products for sale. It appears that I happen to have previously learned pretty much everything needed for such an operation including all the internet backend and email follow up. So I’m quite curious to see how it goes.

I’m now the coordinator for the Source School of Tantra events in Ashland Oregon, so if any current reader would like to explore a spiritual practice that generates tremendous intimacy at will, and a totally different approach to sexuality — best I’ve ever experienced in this lifetime, quite life-transforming — then contact me and I’ll get a reservation made for you in the March weekend class, or explain more about it, or both! 🙂

My health has drastically improved.

About nine months ago, I changed to a vegan diet and mild exercise and some mental things, and dropped 70 pounds, only 22 more to go, and I’ll be back at my weight at age 25. Cool beans.

I have more energy and feel better than for the last 20 years, and am again looking for the love of my life. I feel that she is drawing near.

Today and this weekend I have a lot of clean-up to do, clearing my desks, updating bookkeeping, planning the campaign for the Ashland Beginners Tantra Yoga Weekend Workshop, and generally making my plan for 2011.

My general resolutions for this year are —

1. More money and working easier, more security and fun in my life
2. To create a happy childhood
3. Love in my life, in every direction

My friend, what is *your* plan?

Categories // All, Looking Back

Cookies

11.19.2010 by bloggard // Leave a Comment

Summer Camp, Somewhere, Sometime: [Author Unknown] —

A small boy at summer camp received a large package of cookies in the mail from his mother. He ate a few, then placed the remainder under his bed. The next day, after lunch, he went to his tent to get a cookie.

The box was gone.

That afternoon a camp counselor, who had been told of the theft, saw another boy sitting behind a tree eating the stolen cookies. “That young man,” he said to himself, “must be taught not to steal.”

He returned to the group and sought out the boy whose cookies had been stolen. “Billy,” he said, “I know who stole your cookies. Will you help me teach him a lesson?” [Read more…]

Categories // All, childhood

A Hot Bath in the Cold Rain

11.12.2010 by bloggard // Leave a Comment

Ben Lomond, CA in the Santa Cruz mountains, November 7, 2010: So I was scheduled to assist at a Tantra Yoga Beginner’s Weekend Workshop with the SourceTantra folks, and therefore on the day after my “How to Feel Good Fast” event, I packed, kissed my dogs good bye, and drove down to the Santa Cruz mountains.

But then, as it turned out, the person with whom I’d volunteered to assist hadn’t passed on the info to the person who passed on the info to the person who coordinates that event, and so … they didn’t need me to assist at all.

But since I’d already blocked off the time in my appointment book, and didn’t want to have wasted the time I spent writing it down and all … [Read more…]

Categories // adventure, All, enjoying life, romance

Why Can’t I Own a Canadian?

09.01.2010 by bloggard // Leave a Comment

Weed, California, on my computer, September 1, 2010: Today I received that led me to a website with the following. This helped me to understand and gain clarity about homosexuality and religion, and I hope that some of my readers will find it equally entertaining- Oops, I mean useful …

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted online recently …

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination … End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God’s Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness – Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. [Read more…]

Categories // All, amazement

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