The Lottery Winner

[From “Random Robert”:] A man had won the lottery, several millions, and so the press beseiged his house, and when he came home from the bar, they caught him.

They ask him what he is going to do with all the money.

“Well,” he said, “I guess the first thing I’ll do is go and pay a few bills.”

“And what about the rest?” the reporter asks.

The lucky winner shrugs. “Well, I guess they’ll just have to wait.”