Knowing how interested many folks are in Telemarketer Calls, here is a short list of general-purpose responses, for those times when you’re just too busy to make up a fresh line of BS for your telemarketer friends —
1. I’m sorry, but what does this have to do with human sacrifice?
2. Seriously, will you still be this interested in me after we’ve dated for a while?
3. Would you be able to tell if I were defecating right now?
4. I am French. Your money means nothing to me.
5. I can smell your panties through the phone.
This list of five is just one of many at Merlin’s List of 5ves.
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