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Timothy Leary’s Jailbreak

03.13.2007 by bloggard // Leave a Comment

Back in 1970, as you will recall, Timothy Leary got busted and was sent to jail, as is fitting and proper for what our honest and insightful President Nixon described as “the most dangerous man in America.”

“Gone Today, Here Tomorrow!” — Timothy Leary

And as perhaps you know, Leary escaped from the jail. Some accounts mentioned levitation, but probably you don’t believe that. In fact, probably you were wondering how he escaped, really. You were, weren’t you? Wondering?

Well, it’s very simple …

As perhaps you are aware, prisons nowadays are very scientific, and they use psychological tests, for example to help them determine how trustworthy some incarcerated prisoner is likely to be. To determine how likely they are to escape, for example.

In Leary’s case, as per their normal procedure, they gave him such a test.

But of course you should remember that Leary was a psychologist, and in fact the initial LSD experiments he and Richard Alpert made were with prison inmates, so Leary knew a bit about prisons.

And of course, it helped tremendously that, 20 years earlier, Leary was in fact the psychologist who had written the test they gave him.

So, just as you or I would have done, he filled in the answers appropriate for a guy who wouldn’t try to escape, and therefore they trusted him, so later he just walked away.

So much easier than levitation, don’t you think?

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The Monk Speaks

01.13.2007 by bloggard // Leave a Comment

Tibet, Long Ago: There once was a monastery where the monks were not allowed to speak at all, except that every five years, if he wished to do so, each monk was permitted to speak two words. And so it was that, after his five years, the newest monk went to see the head monk.

“Very well,” said the head monk. “What are the two words you’d like to speak?”

“Bed … hard,” said the monk.

“I see,” replied the head monk.

Five years later, the same monk returned to the head monk’s office. “It has been five more years,” said the head monk. “What are the two words you would like to speak?”

“Food … stinks,” said the monk.

“I see,” replied the head monk.

And when another five years had passed, and the monk once again met with the head monk, the head monk asked, “What are your two words now, after these five years?”

“I … quit!” said the monk.

“Well, I can see why,” replied the head monk. “All you ever do is complain.”

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