Mobius Megatar Expansion

Secret Megatar Laboratory, Mount Shasta, 8/15/2007: For Immediate Release.

Today Mayor Smokey Barnable of Edgewood cut the ribbon on the new Mobius Factory, declaring August 15th to be ‘Megatar Day.’ The location of the new facility remains undisclosed, and numerous attempts to shadow Mobius workers have met with failure.

“We was trailin’ em,” said Throckmorton P. Gildersleeve III, chief houndsman, “And Ole Bessey was a holdin’ fast. And then a quick zig and a zag around a big tree, and all a-sudden the trail went over rocky ground … and it weren’t no use after that.”

Inquiries should be directed to the Secret Megatar Laboratory, in care of Post Office Box 989, Mount Shasta, CA 96067.