JoeBobBriggs.Com, November 1, 2003:
“Wildfires raged through three separate areas of southern California, stoked by the hot Santa Ana winds and beetle-infested dead trees and some dudes with matches.
“Tom Sizemore was sentenced to six months in the pokey for beating up Heidi Fleiss during their one-year relationship. The actor admitted to a crystal meth habit that he says caused him to hit her in the jaw, because otherwise he could have lived happily ever after with his ex-convict callgirl pimpstress.
“Wheaton College, a fundamentalist Bible school in Illinois, lifted its 143-year ban on dancing and is planning its first school dance. The first song will be, of course, Theme from ‘Footloose’.“
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