Doing for Oneself

Moishe is driving in Jerusalem. He’s late for a meeting. He’s looking for a parking space, and can’t find one. In desperation, he turns towards Heaven and says, “God, if you find me a parking space, I promise that I’ll eat only Kosher, respect the Sabbath, and all the Holidays.”

Miraculously, a parking spot opens up just in front of him.

He turns his face up to heaven and says, “Never mind, I just found one.”